The Peaceful Ghana Project

(Abondua's compound. He enters, singing Kevin Rudolf's I Made It) ABONDUAI look up to the sky and now the world is mineI've known it all my life, I made it, I made it!I used to dream about, the life I'm living nowI know that there's no doubt, I made it, I made it!(Singing stops) I made it. Yes, I did. When I told you I would make it, you all didn't have faith in me. Abondua is a cheat, Abondua is wicked, Abondua is sly, Abondua has done this, Abondua has done that...you said. Have you seen now? It's my turn to command real cash. Thanks to Honourable Opeemu. I am now his certified bodyguard. Anyone who plays the fool around him shall be beaten severely. I shall beat you according to my pay... if possible to death. (Making a face) What are you frowning your face for? (Charging on the audience) I say to death! Yes! What do you think I spent the past years in the gym for? Do you think me a fool? This is my time to cash in on this ungrateful nation. Yeeeeees . My grandfather served this nation very well. He married nine wives and gave birth to fifty-four children but what did this nation do for him? Nothing!He died a financially naked man whose wives were always beating him up. Now look at how we the grandchildren are suffering. This country couldn't even erect a common monument at the entrance of the Jubilee House for my father. How else will others like me be motivated to serve the nation? At age twenty-five, I have impregnatedonly three girls. How can I ever be equal to my grandfather? I will not mind this nation. You won't have more than fifteen children from me. This nation? I swear... (A knock is heard) You may enter. I have paid my rent in full. (Tiger enters) Hehehee.... Look who is here. Tigers! TIGERThat's me. (They jump in excitement and hug, after which they shake hands) ABONDUAWhere have you been hiding? TIGERIn the forest of course. I have been looking for some prey, you know how we do it.