What's It Gonna Be, Captain? 5

"The Greenman Horror" This book is funny and gross. It comes from the mind of a madman; read at your own peril. "What's it gonna be, Captain?" is what co-captains John Braxton Cainon and Genivah Stavah say to each other each time they get new commands from Central. And its always an adventure. This time, the USS New charter gets their help with a strange colony planet, where the real colonists have gone missing, and have been replaced with things that are not human. they look it; but they are not alive. The old colony ship from 200 years before launched in 2027, is still in orbit and in pristine condition. But there is some kind of spacial anomaly following it, and eating any ships or probes that come near, killing all of the passengers and landing the dead vessel on the surface. Captain Cainon volunteers to go to surface to explore. and he finds an old journal written by different people in different stages of distress and thrall with various Gods that have taken over the colony. A magical gate made of human intestines, another one painted in 3D on the ship's hull, are just a few of the strange wonders he discovers..... And wishes he hadn't. And the demi-gods, Jack O' the Green and the beautiful green skinned, red haired Flora have a few surprises of their own. But in the end, Stavah has the ultimate surprise for them all.