The Great Halloween Jacker

The upcoming events are an inside look into the mind of a sinister, heartless, satanic, fascist-killer named Borigard Mires, and his sick, twisted plots to turn all that is Godly into pure evil. It starts out with Borigard a.k.a. The Soul Jacker talking to his followers in his hideout in the woods. (in a remote area somewhere in western Wyandotte County KS.) Jacker: "Damn, if it weren't for those nigger preachers talkin' 'bout Jesus all the fuckin' time, I could rule the world for our Lord Satan."Follower: "But master, we have all the other religions and the rest of those fuckers that don't believe that Christ is the Savior."Jacker: "So fuckin' what. Followers of Christ have the power to destroy us." (A multitude of children scream for their lives while being raped and executed.) In my twenty years of worship to Satan, never have I had any opposition until now!Shank, Chief Warlock: "Soul Jacker tell me who it is, so we can rape, torture and kill them." (A crowd of followers shouted paganistic, homicidal chants.) Jacker: "It's nobody but a stupid Jap' named Zinshanto Mitsuki." Throughout generations his family was given by God, two holy necklaces with the powers of the Holy Spirit and the universe. They would kill all the demons my family summoned from hell.